Helping a Newbie

On Friday night I tried to teach a friend to use Second Life. Boy was that an epic fail. I spent an hour and a half and couldn't even get him dressed. I'd forgotten how tough it was. Then I was trying to explain the age verification process because he wanted to access adult areas, and he couldn't comprehend that at all. I finally went to bed with both of us extremely frustrated. He didn't even know how to walk.  Somehow he skipped Information Island altogether.